Monday, November 2, 2009

Your Mommy Kills Animals | Documentary | Trailer



The Coffee Cherry Award; over 1000 views on the Coffee Shorts independent film screening network!

We've been away a while, but running up to Christmas we thought it was time to dish out some festive cheer, free short films and trailers for some of the indie scenes most outstanding, and least known, films.

Today it's time for a trailer to go with the DVD release of the powerful animal rights documentary Your Mommy Kills Animals. Commisioned to take a critical look at Peta the filmmakers were ultimately won over to the cause, producing a film fair in it's representation and warning of the extremes of either side of the argument. Widely praised for debunking the FBI's concern that Peta is more dangerous than Al Quaeda the film features a raft of celebrities (Jessica Biel, Katherine Heigl, Kaley Cuoco, Joss Stone and James Cromwell) as well as leaders of the animals movement such as Josh Harper and Kevin Kjonaas. A critically acclaimed independent film with 91% at Rotten Tomatoes it continues to cause controversy, sparking a courtroom battle when the political lobbyist funders finally saw it and the film getting pulled from DVD stores after pressure on major retailers from food industry lobbyists; you can still get a copy direct from distributors Halo-8 and check out the latest work from Curt Johnson's Indie Genius Productions on their Myspace.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Midweek Archive | Feature Thriller Teaser Trailer



The Raw Coffee Bean Award; over 5000 views on the Coffee Shorts independent film screening network!

It's that midweek archive time again; we're currently taking some time out to re-design our main website and set up a couple of new channels ready for a full launch in the next week or so, normal blogging will be resumed then; until then, enjoy this beautifully shot teaser from the archives for Alex Frayne's excellent thriller Modern Love, out now on DVD!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Midweek Archive | Wildlife Documentary Trailer



The Raw Coffee Bean Award; over 5000 views on the Coffee Shorts independent film screening network!
Our midweek archive short film screening this week comes from our brothers and sisters at UK indie Coffee Films and this excellent high paced preview trailer for the wildlife and current affairs documentary film Last of the Scottish Wildcats; out now on DVD with half the profits donated to wildcat conservation!

Friday, March 27, 2009

Causality | Drama | Thriller



The Roast Coffee Bean Award; over 10,000 views on the Coffee Shorts independent film network!

New on Coffee Shorts this month is this very tense short film thriller from AJ Wedding and Wave Breaking Productions detailing a bloody, devious and twisting finale to a triangle of illicit affairs and cheated spouses.

Besides providing a welcome contribution from the US (come on US short filmmakers, lets have some submissions!) it's nice to have a tense drama which also has that American style and energy behind it. Whilst us European filmmakers work so much of it around atmosphere and philosophising, Americans storm in with with a blaze of blood, yelling and tension; enjoy it!

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Scientists are sure; climate karma is going to hit hard | Environment

As is often the way with bad news, climate change has always been presented to us with rays of hope dancing round the edges, and one of the biggest of those was that if we acted hard and fast we could limit warming to just an additional 2 degrees; limiting wild weather, perhaps just barely saving the ice caps and some recognisable status quo on our planet.

But that time is past, at a major science conference in Copenhagen the consensus is that we'll be lucky to scrape 4 degrees and it could just keep on going.

Of course, there's karma attached to this, I shed no tears for humanity, we deserve everything we've got coming to us, we deserve a big punch in the face for decades of twats saying "global warming, bring it on, I always wanted to live in the Mediterranean" and "it's all a government conspiracy"; to do what exactly Sherlock? Make us spend less money on high tax items such as oil and utilities? Yes I'm sure.

So, the ice-caps will melt, the polar bear will go extinct, the penguin might too, thousands of species and habitats will just disappear, unable to adapt or evolve quickly enough. Lush farmlands will turn to deserts, glaciers to bare rocks, much of the west coast of the USA will suffer droughts in epidemic proportions killing millions, while the east coast and over a billion other people will be displaced and killed by rising sea levels, Holland will be gone entirely as will colossal chunks of island nations like Indonesia or the Caribbean. As season after season in crops fail much of the third world will starve to death and there will be rioting in western cities for food and water as societies collapse and bankrupt under the pressure. Oil will be running out around the same time collapsing the economy and making it impossible to fertilise farms or distribute produce; our ugly civilisation will fall and be consigned to history to shock future generations with it's unbelievable stupidity.

Who's going to survive? All us dumb hippy tree huggers who have learned to get by without cars, or by growing our own food, or by doing some living in nature, or by not getting addicted to consumption and easy living. As for the rest digging their mobile phones, supermarkets, alcopops, chavving about, suburban 4x4s, rain forest loo roll and Heat magazines? Well, they're a bit fucked to be honest.

If it were just these effects I'd welcome it on, a world freed of billions of selfish individuals and forced back into an agricultural state maybe free of international politics and money markets is pretty awesome really, nature will be god and there's barely any oil left to do it all over again. The tragedy for me is the loss of animal life, the loss of nature that had thousands and millions of years left on it's due date which we've brought crashing forward, the loss of something as beautiful and inspiring as a polar bear to be just a memory of grandparents and dusty books. I like polar bears, now one day I'll have to look my child in the eye and explain why they will never see one.

We have an interesting couple of decades ahead of us, and with the acceleration of events it really is our problem. This week marks a reality check in time; we fucked it up, billions of us are going to die, and if we continue to ignore the warnings it could be even more, we're past the point of no return and still running further, but not for much longer.

Full story at Canberra Times

Monday, March 23, 2009

So What Do The Beans Mean?

Some of you may have noticed the little bean and cherry graphics attached here and there to the videos; because our short film library screens across a multitude of sites there's no central place to see viewing figures and no real pattern to them; what's popular on one site could be bottom of the pile on another.

Of course we keep track of all the views and so as a general barometer of popularity we have this simple awards system to indicate how things are going, so so far we have;

The Coffee Cherry Award; over 1000 views on the Coffee Shorts independent film screening network!

The Coffee Cherry (1k)
Literally popping the cherry everyone picks this one up pretty quickly for their 1000th view on the screening network.

The Raw Coffee Bean Award; over 5000 views on the Coffee Shorts independent film screening network!

The Raw Coffee Bean (5K)
Yup, coffee starts out kind of green; this award indicates 5000 views

The Roast Coffee Bean Award; over 10,000 views on the Coffee Shorts independent film network!

The Roast Coffee Bean(10k)
Matured and full flavoured, the classic brown bean goes to anyone scoring 10,000 views online.

And although our most popular film is still a little way short the next level is;

The Bronze Coffee Bean Award; over 25,000 views on the Coffee Shorts independent film network!

The Bronze Coffee Bean (25k)
Precious metals may well hint where the higher levels get to, we've got some really cool ones so please do watch films like crazy and hopefully we'll get to use them!

At the end of 2009 we'll be getting together to plan out some more traditional awards recognising not just the popular but also online ratings and a selection of best scripts, actors and technical stuff based on viewer feedback and our own thoughts, so do keep letting us know what you think of the shorts...

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Death Proof | Tarantino all out of ideas

So over the last weekend I got around to checking out Tarantino's recent film Death Proof. Shot to be presented as a grindhouse style double-bill with Rodriguez's fun looking Planet Terror it starts off interestingly enough with a faithful reproduction of that shitty 70's film stock massacred with scratches and jumping edits. It's a little distracting in a Smallville/90210/et al kind of way that he mystifyingly cast a bunch of 30 year old women in roles seemingly written for teenage girls but other than that, I was reasonably into it.

After 30 minutes of inane bullshit dialogue which went nowhere and wasn't even remotely interesting the "story" starts to move a bit but quickly returns to lots of dull dialogue, then there's some more dialogue from a different set of people, then there's a car chase with one good stunt in it then it's finished. I was bored on a level normally reserved for when my girlfriend watches Hollyoaks.

It seems that after a good run of stealing other people's ideas Quentin has finally reached a point where his complete lack of any talent beyond that of the average VJ is plain for all to see, I know there's going to be some die-hard fans and exploitation cultists disagreeing with me, but seriously, wouldn't you rather get out some DVDs of the originals QT steals all his ideas from than sit through his take on events, which seems to consist of little more than stolen action sequences and reams of fucking dull conversation?

Midweek Archive | Time is Lost | Experimental



The Coffee Cherry Award; over 1000 views on the Coffee Shorts independent film screening network!

The week may be drawing to a close but there's always time for another archive short before the new film goes up over the weekend (a tight drama thriller from the USA!).

So, todays selection comes from our friends at Hum-Drum Films, one of their more peaceful and serene efforts but no less interestig and involving for it, this is the experimental short film Time is Lost, see you tomorrow!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

The Wall of Death! | Archive Screenings

One of our regular partners is the Blinkx video search engine; although focused on helping people search a multitude of video sites at once they also run high definition content from partners like us, the BBC, National Geographic, Atomic Wedgie, Indie Mogul and so on.

A nice feature of their site is this rather cool animated video wall which is currently displaying our full archive of short films (but can be buggered about with on their site to display any selection of videos), just run your mouse over it for more info and if you click a thumbnail Blinkx will pop open a new window and play the film...

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Polar Bear Summit | UK Beavers | Leatherback Turtles

Lots of wildlife happenings in the world of the environment this week. A big event worldwide is a meeting of Arctic nations to discuss global warming and the future of the polar bear. Polar bears need sea ice to hunt from, they can't hunt on land or in the sea, it's sea ice or nothing and the population is predicted to plummet over the next 5 years as the Arctic ice caps withers away to nothing. The meeting between Norway, Russia, Canada, the United States and Danish-administered Greenland is the first since 1981 and long overdue, full story at Reuters.

Meanwhile here in the UK we get another glimpse of the ugly side of human nature. Reintroductions are popular in the UK at present, having wiped out half our wildlife we're now busy spending millions to put it all back with a variety of species coming back in we're just starting to get to larger beasts and major predators with the first Elk reapppearing and increasing voice for the return of lynx and wolf. Anyway, Beavers are flavour of the moment with pairs going into locations in Scotland and England. You'd think that returning nature to how it should be and the potential for wildlife tourism might excite local people but not so in Devon where "the rural community" has shown itself once again for a bunch of selfish people who think they know better than nature saying that they're happy being beaver free and wouldn't want tourists trampling everywhere or beavers tearing down "hundreds" of trees in some grand deforestation scheme they must have. Full examples of idiocy on This is Cornwall.




And finally, more reason if you need it for not using plastic bags; those that make it out to see are being mistaken for jellyfish and chomped up by the extremely rare Leatherback turtle; this family has been around over 100 million years so it's a bit gross that they're facing extinction because of Tescos; buy your bags for life, recycle or re-use! Full story on Environmental News Network.